OH MY GOD

SO! I was totally like reading like this article about like the pope and stuff, and like they were like right or something and it was crazy. Ow, sorry. So they did a survey of catholics blah blah about the pope blah blah. And I thought, here it comes "Survey Says, Pope a Crossdresser!" But no, they actually were pretty responsible about reporting this survey. I am in shock.

Fifty-five percent said the next pope should allow women to become priests,
while 44 percent said he should not. The question's margin of error means the
difference is too close to draw strong conclusions

Stunned, I can't figure out who wrote this article to send them love letters, but I am gonna keep looking.