War has been declared, on Christmas!
Finally a war I can really get behind. Come on people, support the troops, don't let them down by questioning the validity of this mission.
And by the troops, I mean mean me.
And by mission, I mean throwing the radio in the cube next to me out of the window.
And by validity I mean TURN OFF THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS MUSIC!
How many different people can sing the same 10 songs, seriously. This is eating my soul.
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Clearly you have never worked retail.
Shamen Claus brings my kids gifts Christman on Winter Solstice.
siiiileeeent night,
shortest-day-of-wiiiinter night,
aaaaallll is clams
aaaaaallllll is bright
round yon equitorial equinox gooooooo yyeeeeee!
sleeeep in secular-heavenly sleeeeeeep
Av,
Yes I know I'm a dogmatic bastard!
-pyrrho
oops, "shaman claus" that is, normally I don't mind mispelling things but shaman claus will put me on the naughty list if I do that.
-pyrrho
people should give themselves the best Christmas present ever. Don't go into debt for XMAS. just say no to credit cards. Trust me, come January you'll say - that was the best Christmas ever.
I don't know if you are a bastard, pyrrho, and i don't care. The accidents of your birth don't concern me.
Pyrrho, my new favorite christmas carol.
> Shamen Claus brings my kids gifts Christman on Winter Solstice.
I have no idea how the word "christman" got in there and I don't even think I typed it... an act of god possibly.
further, I believe I was taking a cue from a dear fellow with excellent ideas and posting intoxicated. As you can see I'm not a mean drunk.
-pyrrho
shinobi,
you have to sing real quick to get some of the extra syllables to fit in.
Pyrrho, that's the fun bit!
but some of the songs are ok. It's just that the bad ones are so bad that they make up for the goodness of the good ones. In fact, not only do they make up, but they completely surpass them in their badness. If that makes any sense whatsoever.
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